My dear Pater,

You have suffered a terrible fate. You have been screwed yet again.

GAME OVER!!!

Remember what I posted on your myspace? Keep your freinds close, your enemies closer. We win. So long!

Magna et veritas et praevalebit!

Glory to Mithras! (He is not fooled!)
Rejoicing for the mother! (Her son is returned!)
Glory to life! (MY cup is full)

-Mr. Fangs Sammeeeee